[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

The biggest mistake I made and what cost me a lot of enjoyment in my life, was assuming that everybody cared. They don’t.

The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.

It sometimes takes a state of solitude to bring to mind the real power of companionship.

I am in everything that stands for justice and the natural rights of free men everywhere.I am American Amaranth

Devotion to sacred cause is divine.

I tend to have to just get away from it all, so it is nice when touring to be able to come home for a week or two and close the door and not really see anybody.

In the philosophic sense, observation shows and experiment teaches.

I firmly believe that a free Iraq will be a catalyst to other substantive and important changes in that part of the world.

And bottom line, without John by her side, everything seemed to be just a big, resounding meh.

I'm always in favor of more glamour. I embarrass my children, I think. I am the lady in feathers in the car pool line.

Christmas is all about surrender. It's all about the surrender of the Son to obey the perfect will of the Father and enter human history.

When you turn professional, you become an entertainer, and like every other entertainer, you don't want to get a bad review.