once I trained for the Olympics but panic is not a sport

in a slapfight with Jesusmy face bleedsbecause no one cut their fingernails back then

maybe silent hurting is the new Mid-Western love

I believe that open-heart surgery is a mustfor all human beings

Only great fools remain ungrateful.

I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.

Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and the second law of thermodynamics.

Mind is everything. What we think, we become.

There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler Youth or whatever. I mean, who does a camp for kids that's all about politics? Disturbing.

Always carry through an attack when you have started it.

I literally get up and get to do the one thing I dreamed about doing every day. And that is being a part of a television show and a radio show that is based in Hollywood.

Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers.

Wars are not won by evacuations.