once you're gone, you made me feel nothing as if you were my emotions and you took it away from me.

All I need is you even if I don't know if I can't have you.

having patience always gives you what you deserve.

All I need is you even though I don't know if I can have you.

Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.

To me, love was a drug. Jett was my drug.

Often morality defines our inner philosophy.

I've always considered making it legal for Americans to import their prescription drugs a free-trade issue. Imports create competition and keep domestic industry more responsive to consumers.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

We hit it off immediately, especially Helene, who was a 'swallow-life-in-big-gulps' kind of person.

I really don't look at my past and I really don't look too much to the future because I find that's sort of redundant. I really live right in the present. I live right in the now.

I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice

When I wrestled in College, my team was very good.