other kids pack lunch

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

The spirit dwells in a soul.

Even so, I think historians have more to offer than perspective on our present woes. The foreign country we call the past also lets us look beyond the horizons of what is, to see what could be.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Love of Mary and devotion to her are a sure sign of obtaining eternal salvation.

Guilt: I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Shame: I'm sorry. I am a mistake.

If God could tell the story of the Universe, the Universe would become fictitious.

Anglers have a way of romanticizing their battles with fish.

It is a commonplace that the League of Nations is not yet-what its most enthusiastic protagonists intended it to be

It is conceivable that religion may be morally useful without being intellectually sustainable.

Not all the water in the rough rude sea Can wash the balm from an anointed King.