phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas)

May the music rock and the guys be hot

Find the interest of people and help them achieve their calling

If you feel ashamed of ignorance, it's your fault.Try to make yourself acceptable.

Everything I touch dies in my hand and the same thing's happening to you. You were vibrant when I met you, and now I've blanched the color from your cheeks and caused you nothing but pain.

I don't really cook meat. I eat a bit of seafood but I'm not really into meat and the idea of cooking it is pretty intense.

The basic essential of a great actor is that he loves himself in acting.

The press is still investing itself, it seems to me, in a sort of cynicism. It comes out better for them if they can predict hard times, bogging down, sniping, attrition.

I'm going back to my parrot head friends.

The biggest challenge of my career, which is something that authors of genre fiction face all the time, is writing something fresh and new and at the same time meeting reader expectations.

The majority of people mistakenly feel like they don't need a live musical experience.

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.