…reality catches up with you eventually.

No matter where you go or what you do to distract yourself, reality catches up with you eventually

I’d skipped the crush kiddie pool and jumped right into the deep, shark-infested ocean of emotions. And, if you’ll forgive the dramatic metaphor, I was a lousy swimmer.

Love is rare and hard to find and takes years upon years to develop. Teenagers don't fall in love.

p.s.: I know you're rolling your eyes right now, but I don't care. Honestly, it's always kind of been a turn on.

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.

You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.

It is by disease that health is pleasant; by evil that good is pleasant; by hunger, satiety; by weariness, rest.

You won't be caught off guard and you won't feel guilty, because you'll be spending money that you've allocated for the occasion.

I want to give up every single day of my life, but I can't. I'm obsessed.

Like everyone on the set has to take [herpes medication] Valtrex. We hand it out like M&Ms. Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!' It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up.

You have no idea How much you do for mankind When you love God unconditionally Even for a fleeting moment.

Shopping at any level is a bit of therapy for my medulla oblongata.