religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

O Lord, grant my dearest husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita, the spirit of prayer and the grace to read thy word.

When we involve others in spontaneous acts of kindness, we go from being strangers to becoming a united team connected at the heart level.

Throughout her career, Ana Barbara has cultivated endless hits; each of her albums was a true musical surprise... this is why today she is honored with the title of Queen of Grupero.

Wear a belt! It's an easy way to pull together your outfit. Just be sure to match it to your shoes.

The key to being confident is taking care of yourself and feeling like you're the best you can be.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

My parents dreaded the fact that I was changing my life to do this, but I just kept doing it.

The expression "from above" is for us only a way of speaking. Many receive from above the command for action - we call it intuition.