repose, v.i. To cease from troubling.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

If we dare the difficult, we shall find the depth of being.

I think, ' Hoa says slowly, 'that if you love someone, you don't get to choose how they love you back.

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

Why was I born, if it wasn't forever?

Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.

Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.

I never received any encouragement. My father would work nights and my mother would work during the day. We were expected to get a job with a trade.

I'm a Cubs fan. As a kid, the Cubs were my team.

If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.