resolute, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.

MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.

Observing life, living through it. As you experience life some events call upon you to suffer through them and that's what brings inspiration.

There's nothing greater than a girl.... Well a kid, your daughter, but that's a girl too.

It's not wether you were right or wrong, but how much faith you were willing to have - that decides the future.

Every writer has something to say, but those writers whose works endure have dared to say something about the things that frighten them, confuse them, challenge them, and occasionally delight them.

We must do better or perish as the nation we know today.

the law, like art, is always vainly racing to catch up with experience.

In my youth I dreamed of being an illustrator.

Faction before blood.