ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

We come from long lines of people destined never to meet.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Some people's minds we're not going to change. But if we can't, we need to bring more positive voices into the discussion.

Me?" All the crappiness of the day, of the last few weeks, zeroed in on this high and mighty B with an itch, and the scared-rabbit feeling faded.

I know of nothing to compare with the welcome a dog gives you when you come home.

My mom nor my father never pushed me into the music business. I always did it because I wanted to.

I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

At the age of 16, something happened with my finger and the doctor told me, you never can be a organist or pianist, so think about what you do with music.

I am personally happy for artists to make as much money as they can while they can to carry them through the times when they can't.

We blasted holes in the night until she bled sunshine