Аs I've mentioned many times, sitting through graduation ceremonies is one of life's drearier milestones.

When you have a life milestone happen, it's good to step back and reassess the things you thought you knew about yourself.

When you're dealing with an in-law violation, I think the first line of defense is for the blood relation to have a serious talk.

Once an affair is over, the cheaters need to agree not to see each other anymore in order to reestablish trust with their spouses.

Obama's major accomplishment is himself. This can be an effective argument to make to undecided voters and something Obama has to artfully address.

I know this is awkward, but when you laugh after almost everything you say, it ends up undermining you.

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.

I hate a messy kitchen and my more casual husband has come to recognize it's more pleasant for him to clean up after himself rather than deal with me hating a messy kitchen.

The human heart is a mysterious and sometimes dark place.

I understand polyamory is different from polygamy, and doesn't share the latter's rigid and noxious views that men run the show and are the only ones allowed multiple partners.

Anyone who marries gets no guarantee that their partner, no matter what they vow, will always keep that promise.

I cover the floor with a thin layer of imagination so that i’ll always land softly.

Things don't go away. They become you.

Life is what you make of it. You can make it easy on yourself or you can make it hard.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity! I say, let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand; instead of a million count half a dozen, and keep your accounts on your thumb nail.

Over in Iraq after you vote they paint your finger purple so you can't vote again. It's a flawless system. It works perfectly unless, of course, someone has paint remover.

I'm a dogged person. I respond to adversity with a steely resistance.

Violence is not the way.

I'm actually very spiritual.

I was born to be champion of the world