she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

You think intelligence and grit can succeed by themselves, but I'm telling you that's a pretty illusion.

The task of a university is the creation of the future, so far as rational thought and civilized modes of appreciation can affect the issue.

Oaths are not the credit of men but men of oaths.

I doubt most people could survive being defined by the least advisable sexual encounter they've engaged in.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

I honestly have no interest in celebrity whatsoever. If anything, I always cringe at it because it takes away from what I am, which is an actor who wants to be better and do better things.

From the time she was born, until she was fifteen, I didn't know where I left off and she began. We were joined at the hip or the heart or the brain.

It's easy to live the expected and conventional. It's when you live the unexpected that you start having fun with your life.

Officially I'm not playing any more. I've stopped. My time is up. Everything has been a lot of fun.

We must all realise that the Israeli society is a military society - men and women. We cannot describe the society as civilian .... they are not civilians or innocent.