since we must eat to live, we might as well do it with both grace and gusto.

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

How brave a ladybug must be! Each drop of rain is big as she. Can you imagine what you'd do, If raindrops fell as big as you?

But mom's been depressed ever since her last boyfriend turned out to be a Republican.

The rules of life are nothing that cannot be fixed.

Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you.

Satisfaction isn't so much getting what you want as wanting what you have.

Riding the train gives him too much time to think, he has decided. Too much thinking can ruin you.

I believe that love is the single, true prosperity of any moment.

Nothing liberates our greatness like the desire to help, the desire to serve.

You may have a fresh start anytime you choose.

In these uncertain times, I know 100 percent that I can stake my life on the unshakeable, unchanging promises of God!

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.