so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

Sweaters need to be imagined, dreamed over.

The idea of a vision is revolutionary and ground breaking but achieving it may be back breaking.

Prayer is a way of language practiced in the presence of God in which we become more than ourselves while remaining ourselves.

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.

For what is a man, what has he got. If not himself, then he has naught.

You are doing better than you think you are. But we can be better.

It's the price of leadership to do the thing you believe has to be done at the time it must be done.

Democracy can only be measured on the existence of an opposition

As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?'

When I first registered to vote I registered as a Democrat.