someone was telling me that no more applications were being accepted for the position of God.

If the Internet has given us anything, it's some idea of how much psychosis goes undiagnosed.

having people talk about you is an indication of how much more exciting your life is than theirs.

Life is going on even if you are not on the train.

Every new morning, I write a grateful gratitude for the new grace.

You want some advice?""Yes""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

It is who you are that matters and not how you look.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

On Christmas, my family and I see a movie and go out for Chinese food. We dont celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense, in that we do not actually celebrate Christmas.

Anyone who believes in magic is a fool.

To be happy is not the purpose of our being, but to deserve happiness.

Love is a passion Which kindles honor into noble acts.

Who you? Your name smaller than fine grains in couscous It's the highest calibre, your calibre is deuce deuce