...the best definition that I heard of that is that a bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job that a Republican wants.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

I shouldn't toot my own horn, but he who doth not toot his own horn alloweth it to remain untooteth.

For six years profound silence was mistaken for profound wisdom.

I would rather be a servant in the house of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.

Poverty has in its favour an exquisite sleep filled with beautiful dreams.

Aliyah is the central goal of the State of Israel.

May God be with me! May Heaven bless this New Year. May it be a year of fruitfulness, of peace and prosperity; may it be a year of peace and unity for all mankind; may the world be freed of cholera.

I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

I didn't like Los Angeles very much but I like San Francisco.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

It's always exciting that you can rub elbows with some of the greatest players who have ever played the game, and just being around the "family" again from baseball.

There are people have grown up with implicit trust. Law enforcement, you name it. It's all gone. There's doubt about everything now. And this is not accidental.

My parents divorced when I was a boy and I have since devoted my life to healing families, which is what my TV show 'Shalom in the Home' is all about.

I want eternity. I was born for greater things.