the chief thing I learnt at school was how to tell lies.

The first religious experience that I can remember is getting under the nursery table to pray that the dancing mistress might be dead before we got to the Dancing Class.

I have defined Ladies as people who did not do things themselves.

You can have no idea, if you have not tried, how difficult it is to find out anything whatever from an encyclopedia, unless you know all about it already.

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

Set your soul to greatness. You will be great.

A woman is always beutiful to the one who has fallen in love with her, nothing can dampen her image before his eyes.

And one battle looks much like another when you survey the corpses after.

I think that anybody that smiles automatically looks better.

My father was an actor, and we have the most important theatre company in Montreal.

If there's not someone in your social circle who doesn't look like you, then shame on you.

He works fast. He throws a lot of strikes. That's what an infielder loves. It gets you into the game.

Each soul is a star and all stars are set in the infinite azure, the eternal sky-the Lord.