...the definition of swiftboating is: producing irrefutable evidence that a Democrat is lying.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Success is most often a matter of competing with yourself for what is important to you as an individual.

Find strength in your heartbeat, than weakness with a beat heart. Take each breath as another chance, and love for a new day.

It has been very erotic and provocative for people to wonder about my feelings for women.

The greatness of a community is most accurately measured by the compassionate actions of its members.

I mean, who wants to trudge through life, doing everything just right? Taking no chances means wasting your dreams.

The truth is I have had, for whatever reason, several movie-star boyfriends.

I am all astonishment.

The party line is that stocks historically have outperformed all other investment plans.

Leaders must wake people out of inertia. They must get people excited about something they've never seen before, something that does not yet exist.

I adhere to the religion of art and music and small children.