the devil does not have a fork Brianna, he has a whip

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.

If you can hit a guy once, you can hit him twice.

Prospect is often better than possession.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

The real requirement, if we are to avoid runaway global warming, is probably 80% by 2030, and almost no burning whatever of fossil fuels (coal, gas and oil) by 2050.

I'm actually a great fan of lucidity.

Why am I popular? I don't know. Is it a mistake? I should think it's a mistake somewhere.

You have to be entrepreneurial and use your name.

I just try not to judge. Dont judge me, and I wont judge you.

When the mind's an empty room The clear days come.