the magic is inside you. there ain't no crystal ball

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

I know in the heat of battle, it's hard not to get angry, especially in the 19th inning.

I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently.

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.

I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.

Prayer is like Thanksgiving dinner. It takes one hour to eat it and ten hours to prepare it.

Above all, you want to create something you're proud of.

Winter's palette is clear and spare, restrictive enough to curb the excesses of even the most daring gardeners.

A pile of bills and statements - whether paid or not - is a sign that someone is clueless about what's coming in and going out.