...the moron who thought love was forever.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

If you ever feel lazy or dull, take heart: you’re the busiest, brightest thing on the planet.

Focus on beauty, not on feardance with stress to let it clear

Law is always better than war.

Photographs are believed more than words; thus they can be used persuasively to show people who have never taken the trouble to look what is there.

Science-fiction fans are the most loyal fans in the world. It's true. They'll watch things that you actually should give them their money back for

My parents were horrified when I told them I wanted to be an author.

I used to just think about what my fans wanted all the time. But it just started feeling weird to me. I want to just show everyone who I am and stick to my vision. I have to trust myself.

I don't get that much enjoyment out of saying 'I own it.'

Writing a screen play with a group of collaborators is like the Lennon McCartney collaboration .... sometimes one or two people do more than others on certain parts of the process and vice versa.

For me, I've just always known that women were more than capable of being able to direct.