the problems of three little people in a big world don't add up to much

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

Bond sat for a moment frozen to his chair. Suddenly, there flashed unwanted into his mind that most sinister line in poetry: 'They reckon ill who leave me out. When me they fly, I am the wings.

Love at first life!

If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first hand what it's like to be me.

Never Be A man of Success but be a man of Value

Laws are the sovereigns of sovereigns.

Yeah, I'd like to get the girl and at least make it through the film.

I use music as therapy. Whenever I'm feeling angry or needing some 'me' time, which is quite regularly, I'll go and bang a piano or flesh out something on a guitar.

Sometimes I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience.

Nations and men are only the best when they are the gladdest, and deserve heaven when they enjoy it.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.