the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

man equate their self-esteem with accomplishment

Minho snickered and leaned back in his chair. “Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence and refinement so they think they will impress others with their command of obscure words.

The commitment must be much deeper - to let no species knowingly die; to take all reasonable action to protect every species and race in perpetuity.

The answers we seek aren't always the answers we want, are they? But knowing the truth is what helps us sleep at night.

When one's not writing poems - and I'm not at the moment - you wonder how you ever did it. It's like another country you can't reach.

There can be only one purpose for relationships-and for all of life: to be and to decide Who You Really Are.

Investing is like waiting for paint dry and grass grow so. If you like fun, let handle 800 USD and headed to Las Vegas

Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.