the unconscious is so seductive because mortality is alien to it

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

I obviously invented Solipsism

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.

The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

Tis best to weigh the enemy more mighty than he seems.

Even Samson, the world's strongest man, was destroyed by the woman who slept in his arms. she was the one whose words hurt him.

Art, I suppose, is only for beginners, who have made up in their minds to be content with symbols rather than with what they signify, with the elegantly composed recipe in lieu of actual dinner.

Love is all about... whistles.

I would rather insult you than lose you, he said, and before any of them could make a move to stop him, he cast both items into the fire.

One night in Pittsburgh, thirty-thousand fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly.

Reality, while generally probable, is not always interesting.

All of management's efforts for Kaizen boil down to two words: customer satisfaction.

Smile and maybe tomorrow you'll see that life is still worth while if you just smile

Why are you so enchanted by this world, when a mine of gold lies within you?