...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

smile, It increases your face value

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!

The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish...Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

For years I've been searching for a homeland, finally I found it in you..

We’d all agreed that we’d outgrown jumping rope, but Shady had given me such a nice gift of a skipping rope, and when there’s nothing better to do, I guess you go back to what once felt good.

There's nothing wrong with things taking time.

The secularists have not wrecked divine things; but the secularists have wrecked secular things, if that is any comfort to them. The Titans did not scale heaven; but they laid waste the world.

He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide, he added, "You love me this much.

I enjoy what I do and it's a great way to live your life.

The question of bread for myself is a material question; but the question of bread for my neighbour, for everybody, is a spiritual and a religious question.

If there's another world, he lives in bliss; if there is none, he made the best of this.

The San Francisco Stock Exchange was the place that continuously pumped up the savings of the lower classes into the pockets of the millionaires.

The average woman is a size 14 but 'plus' models start at a size six. The industry wants you to feel bad about yourself, and they succeed. I find it to be disgusting.