... there is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft.

And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.

There is only one sin. and that is theft... when you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the truth.

People say that eyes are windows to the soul.

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.

Time can be a greedy thing-sometimes it steals the details for itself.

I finally had what I'd wantes all those years. Except now that I had it, i felt as empty as this unkempt pool I was dangling my legs into.

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

Sad stories make good books

In the end, the world always wins. That's just the way of things.

Years later, I learned an English word for the creature that Assef was, a word for which a good Farsi equivalent does not exist: sociopath.

I feared my own kind more than anything the natural world could ever threaten me with.

I must be cruel Only to be kind.

Some of life's biggest and most positive changes are propelled by mini conspiracies of a few well-meaning folks.

Obamacare is a disaster waiting to explode. If you sit back and let it explode, it's going to be much easier.

In America one drop of black ancestry makes you black.

Jordan Henderson is a player who likes to do his business in the middle of the park.

Heaven is not to be looked upon only as the reward, but the natural effect, of a religious life.

Experience is a truer guide than the words of others.

If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.

Every second, ten stars set behind the black water in the west.