...thinking all this maximalism would somehow generate happiness?

I want to change my punctuation. I long for exclamation marks, but I'm drowning in ellipses.

I would like my life to be a movie so I could cut to a montage.

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

...wanting change is step one, but step two is taking it.

You should always be taking pictures, if not with a camera then with your mind. Memories you capture on purpose are always more vivid than the ones you pick up by accident.

Deep under our feet the Earth holds its molten breath, while the bones of countless generations watch us and wait.

...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while this rigor mortis world screams No.

Is this muteness a real physical handicap? One of the many symptoms of being Dead?Or do we just have nothing left to say?

That's why we have memory. And the opposite of memory— hope. So things that are gone can still matter. So we can built off our pasts and make future.

There is no ideal world for you to wait around for. The world is always just what it is now, and it's up to you how you respond to it.

The choice of a great mindset is a great life.

What is life if you don't have a dream to chase?

St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.

Look, I guess it's natural, you're teenagers, its springtime,everyone's thoughts are turning to birds and bees and caterpillars and moths..... - Iggy

George W. Bush is a leader, and that's what we need in the White House. George Bush is someone you can believe and trust.

If you're someone who geniunally believes that women don't deserve or aren't as much as men, you're like the plague. On the big history chart, you're the plague....It's just pointless and deadly.

Some artists are working to buy the mansion or whatever the element of fame must bear, but I spend all my money on my show.

The married state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life.

What a man can take with a sword, a woman can give by her flesh alone. Life.

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.'