those who use the word 'lifestyle' are rarely in possession of either.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

But for Mozart love is only the litmus test. To determine whether one is truly free or not.

It's your destiny to be here, Dana.""Oh really. How nice. Is it Brandon's destiny to be here too?""Yep.

A beautiful person is someone who stays true to themselves and their spirit someone who is self-confident and can make you smile.

I think if you're going to make political art, you have to engage at some level. You can't just write about politics, you have to try and be politics as well.

If you cannot find a good companion to walk with, walk alone, like an elephant roaming the jungle. It is better to be alone than to be with those who will hinder your progress.

If I couldn't broadcast baseball games, I think I would make a good impression on people.

The appreciation of life does not require wealth or plenty. It requires only gratitude for the beauty of the world.

Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.

Happily ever after doesn't begin with Once upon a time: it begins with Now.

Fiction is a potent agent for good--in the hands of the good.