when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

For me, singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness.

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Again its time to pray for peace.

If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

It's very important to surround yourself with people you can learn from.

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

Life's supposed to be about making the path a little gentler for those traveling behind you.

Make sure you're always giving, way more than you're taking

What is fear but darkness

My father used to say that stories are part of the most precious heritage of mankind.

Girls don't dress for boys.

The woman's soul is fashioned as a shelter in which other souls may unfold.

I'm trying to champion the naturalist's worldview and show it's not as heathen as most religious people would make it out to be.

People need to look at baseball like it has been sent from the heavens, and respect the game.

In each man's heart there lies a hole. A dark abyss of need, the filling of which takes precedence over all else.

. . . long journeys are strange things: if we were always to continue in the same mind we are in at the end of a journey, we should never stir from the place we were then in . . .

He who could foresee affairs three days in advance would be rich for thousands of years.

As the Christmas season envelops us with all its glory, may we, as did the Wise Men, seek a bright, particular star to guide us in our celebration of the Savior’s birth.