when she thought it over afterwards it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

When a Wanderess has been caged, or perched with her wings clipped, She lives like a Stoic, She lives most heroic, smiling with ruby, moistened lips once her cup of Death is welcome sipped.

If you lend the present, it will never be returned.

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

If you get to the edge of the penalty area with the ball and don't know what to do next, just stick the ball in the net for now. We can evaluate the other options later.

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

My father was a deeply sentimental man. And like all sentimental men, he was also very cruel.

Have a dialogue between the two opposing parts and you will find that they always start out fighting each other until we come to an appreciation of difference.

Standing up for America, investing in America, will pay off.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.