when we travel, most of us take too much. I always work on the assumption that I'm going to take everything with me because I don't want the second wife to have anything if the plane crashes.

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.

Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful.

For a driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid and oneself.

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen.

a woman is not really dressed unless she is wearing a hat.

I have the perfect face for radio.

There are some composers - at the head of whom stands Beethoven - who not only do not know when to stop but appear to stop many times before they actually do.

An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything, and in this lies the great distinction between great man and little man.- Thomas Fuller

It is in trifles and when he is off his guard that a man best shows his character.

I am always being asked to gain or lose weight, but I am at a point now where I don't care anymore. I love my body, I love my super-hourglass shape and I love showing it off.

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game.

We like foreplay with God, but we make sure we have our spiritual contraceptives on! Cause we don't want to conceive nothing.

He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds.

Set goals not for the outcome itself, but for who you get to become in the process.

Let us hear what the Bible says and what we as Christians are called to hear together: By grace you have been saved.

The Black woman is the most unprotected, unloved woman on earth...she is the only flower on earth...that grows unwatered.

The light has gone out of my life.