who are the brain police?

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.“Sometime, ” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.

It’s very difficult to follow our dreams, but it’s even more difficult to forget them.

The only way to tell the truth is to speak with kindness. Only the words of a loving man can be heard

I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it.

Charity begins at home and usually stays there.

we have become masters of projection—pushing the responsibility for our own thoughts outward so that the consequences of our thoughts become someone else's problem.

Sweet spring, full of sweet days and roses, a box where sweets compacted lie.

I think he loved us equally, but differently.

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.