with the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy.

you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,' Ignatius belched, 'Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

Jail was preferable. There they only limited you physically. In a mental ward they tampered with your soul and worldview and mind.

I refuse to "look up." Optimism nauseates me. It is perverse. Since man's fall, his proper position in the universe has been one of misery.

Love is that which gives of itself.

Every time I went on TV I got a threat.

The next time you do a filibuster, keep walking around.

We are here to advance the cause of women and to advance the cause of democracy and to make it absolutely clear that the two are inseparable.

To accept whatever comes, regardless of the consequences, is to be unafraid.

Men become utilitarian out of fear of the alternative the chaos of tangled or tepid desires, of rootlessness and boredom.

At every moment of our lives we should be trying to find out, not in what we differ with other people, but in what we agree with them.

America is a white man's country.

One of the more serious temptations which stifles boldness and zeal is a defeatism, which turns us into querulous and disillusioned pessimists, sourpusses.

I've always had those little goals that I've worked toward-They add up.