you hit the lord of the titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush?

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

When you become a happier human being as a result of letting go of certain people or things, that's the universe's way of letting you know it was the right choice.

Every NASCAR driver watches Formula One in the morning they are well informed.

No mirror keeps its glances.

The girls with prettiest smiles seem to tell saddest stories

The evil of infatuation is illustrated by the drunkard.

She was up and down—from fire and brimstone to smoke and ashes.

Belief in non-violence is based on the assumption that human nature in the essence is one and therefore unfailingly responds to the advances of love.

Jackson plays a broken guitar because he’s in love with it, and doesn’t want to fix it, I think. It’s so broken.

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.

I don't consciously start writing a play that involves issues. After it's done, I sit back like everyone else and think about what it means.